Hello.

TwinkleJuice is the Milk of Satan.  I hope everyone’s still alive after last week.
*** EWH3 800th Run Trail Analversary Update: The buses for the 800th trail on November 16 are full, but you can still come if you are able to drive yourself!  Sign-up will stay open until closing this weekend, so register soon at www.ewh3.com before you completely miss out!  Pricing has gone up to $55.  
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 796: The Fourth Anal All-Virgin Gang-Bang Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, November 7, 2013 – Farragut West Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

Whiskey B- “Hey, do you have a write-up for this week?”
Dial F- “Hot Virgin Hare Action.”

This week’s alpha hare is a man of few words…

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 7, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where:  Farragut West Metro (Blue/Orange Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Dial F, Fail Her Poon (formerly Just Chad- hooray!), Just Daisy and Just Amy
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to Z, Dog friendly. Pack light and bring a headlamp!  It’s getting cold, but the van still only holds the same amount of bags!

Last trains out of U Street Metro:

Branch Ave – 11:50 PM
Greenbelt – 12:21 AM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Huntington – 11:52 PM
WeatherH67L42; 30% chance of rain, SW 13 mph wind

On On On: Stay tuned for another email from your Hare Razor.
Specials: You’ve read this far?  Awesome!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Anniversary is November 16th, 2013!  The buses for the 800th trail are full, but you can still come if you are able to drive yourself!  Sign-up will stay open until closing this weekend, so register soon at www.ewh3.com before you completely miss out!  Pricing has gone up to $55.  We’re giving you a fantastic exclusively-trail hash through Little Bennett Park off of I-270.  There are two ways of getting there: you can drive yourself (lame), or you can hop on our bus (YAY)!  The bus leaves from a metro-accessible bar in DC at 1pm sharp.  After the hash, we’ll have end-circle and a celebration that will include awesome dancing, bonfires, BBQ food, open bar with beer and wine, AND A MOON BOUNCE!!  The bus will return in time for evening shenanigans.
(2) Love emails?  Love giving back to your fantastic hash?  THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN US? (Please, please say yes!)  Then come out to this year’sMisManagement Interest Happy Hour on Monday, TONIGHT at Recession’s(1823 L St NW, Washington, D.C., DC 20036).  No need to sign up beforehand, just show up! Sign up for positions, and at the very least you’ll get an infamous big-a$$ beer!
(3) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013.  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(4)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(5) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(6) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
L8r Sk8rs!
-Whiskey Business