https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png 0 0 Harerazor https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png Harerazor2013-11-11 19:53:472013-11-11 19:53:47EWH3# 797 (but pretending it’s 799 for f*ck’s sake!): The Second Anal A Very Merry Unbirthday (Alice in Wonderland) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, November 14, 2013 – Union Station Metro (Red Line)
Oh man, circle rocked last week! My only complaint is that sometimes it feels like it takes too long before we get to the bar! LOLz!
*** EWH3 800th Run Trail Analversary is sold out. Womp womp.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 797 (but pretending it’s 799 for f*ck’s sake!): The Second Anal A Very Merry Unbirthday (Alice in Wonderland) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, November 14, 2013 – Union Station Metro (Red Line)
Trail is the Unbirthday Trail, celebrating everyone whose birthday is not on that day (and yes there will be Birthday hats). For those of you confused by the theme it is referencing Alice in Wonderland. So wear your best and most glittery Alice in Wonderland Themed Costumes! (Naughty Alice, Sparkle Mad Hatter, White Rabbit, Sexah Cheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts, Flamingo, High as a Kite Caterpillar, chess piece, etc.)
Now let’s celebrate like we’re about to be made into an awful Tim Burton re-make!!!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 14, 2013. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Union Station Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Glitty Clitty Gang Bang, S&Mom, Hell’s Anal, You Sucked My Battled Dick, Muppet Rapies, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Mr. hEd, & Poop Benedict*
**Yes that is a lot of hares but there will be at least 5 shots on trail 🙂
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, dog, white rabbit, high caterpillar and cheshire cat friendly. Wear your headlamps and dress warmly as it is dark and cold down the rabbit hole. Pack light- It’s getting cold, but the van still only holds the same amount of bags!
Last trains out of Union Station Metro:
(1) EWH3 800th Run Trail Analversary is sold out. Womp womp.
(2) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014! Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013. There IS a cap on how many people can come. This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (email@example.com)
(4) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!