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Call me a hit AMC television show that fluently blends action with social commentary set to a post-apocalyptic background, thoroughly underscoring graphic novels as a vibrant and sophisticated literary medium that often lend themselves to critically acclaimed movies and television shows, because between the Unbirthday shots and the 800th Analversary trail, I am the walking dead today. GET IT?!
On On On: Union Jack’s
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 798: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Hash (Bringing Mutant Back) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, November 21, 2013 – Bethesda Metro (Red Line)
Break out the bandannas or purple leggings and get ready to Shred(er) up the town. Trail preparation from your hares: http://youtu.be/R_K6971WmAs
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 21, 2013. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Bethesda Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: PlanetOfTheRapes, PutItOut, TuckTuckDeuce, JustAndrew and mystery hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to A’ trail through the hills and dales of wild Bethesda MD. You will want a headlamp and warm clothes for the end. Bla bla bla. Did you read the part about headlamp and warm clothes for the end? Go back and read it again, the hares don’t want to hear any beatching. Pack light- It’s getting cold, but the van still only holds the same amount of bags!
Last trains out of Bethesda Metro:
Weather: H55; L46; 0% chance of rain, ESE 6 mph wind
On On On: Union Jack’s
4915 St Elmo Ave
Bethesda, MD 20814
Specials: $1 Millers all night plus 10-11PM power hour with all drinks discounted and 80s/90s dance party (probably lots of Ninja Turtles).
Seriously, could your hares do any more for you wankers? What?? you want us to get them to waive the usual cover for hashers? OK OK we’ll do that too.
(1) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s AGM on Saturday, January 25th. Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs. Or something. More details and sign up to follow soon!
(2) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014! Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013. There IS a cap on how many people can come. This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!