EWH3# 801: The Thanksgiving Trail! 11:00 AM Thursday, November 28, 2013 – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

What’s shaking Sunday people?  Anyone check if that TMNT-fuel (pizza) was gluten free vegan ultra slim awesome?  Meh- I am a bit worn out here.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 801: The Thanksgiving Trail! 11:00 AM Thursday, November 28, 2013 – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

This is our anal Turkey day hash.  This is not a normal Thursday hash.  Do not expect to get your weekly marathon training from this trail.  Walkers trail is short and to the point.  As the fairest hare in our little group so eloquently says “You might burn off enough calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy.”  This is just a way to get nice and lubed up before having to go spend the rest of your day with those really annoying people you call family.  Or if you are an orphan, a way to drink with some really cool people before going home to watch some football and eat pumpkin pie.  As usual we will be having our famous Turkey shot check as well as inordinate amounts of other libations for your pleasure.  So if your stuck in DC this week come on out and join us for a really good time.
When11:00 AM SHARP Thursday November 28, 2013!
Where: Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange Line). Follow marks to the parking deck on top of The Continental!
HaresPlease Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Aeriola Boreales, and a Mystery Hare or 2
WeatherH36L27; 0% chance of rain, NNW 14 mph wind
(1) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s AGM on Saturday, January 25th.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  More details and sign up to follow soon!
(2) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013.  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Safe travels, and a Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
-Whiskey Business