EWH3# 802: The Anything You Can Lay, We Can Lay Better Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, December 5, 2013 – Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow Line)


I hope you all had a pleasant Thanksgiving with good times and good food.  Now, to transition away from all the calories found in your turkey, stuffing, potatoes, brussel sprouts, curried tofu (some people have different traditions, OK?), it’s time to switch over to a liquid-only diet for a few days.  Don’t you worry- the hash is willing to oblige.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 802: The Anything You Can Lay, We Can Lay Better Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, December 5, 2013 – Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow Line)
-In 1966, Roberta Gibb was the first woman to complete the Boston Marathon after sneaking onto the course unregistered (true fact, look it up).
-In 1998, women’s ice hockey was introduced to the Nagano Winter Olympics (they didn’t have to sneak in, which is good because that might have been tricky).
In 2013, an epic trail was laid by five hariettes in Columbia Heights (we were definitely sneaking sometimes, and don’t pretend you’re not jealous; you’ve probably never gotten laid by five chicks before).  You can show up in Columbia Heights and run it, or you can show up in Columbia Heights and go to the under-five-dollar-store to buy more cheap, tacky socks, which is also a great life plan but might not have a beer check. We won’t judge, but we will drink your beer and laugh if you pick Option 2.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 5, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresWhorescope, Miss Me Gag Me, Blow White, Just Amy, and Just Pam
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to A and dog friendly. Bring a headlamp and warm clothes for the end. Pack light- It’s getting cold, but the van still only holds the same amount of bags!

Last trains out of Columbia Heights Metro:

Branch Ave – 11:48 PM
Greenbelt – 12:23 AM (No Red Line transfer possible)
Huntington – 11:50 PM
WeatherH61L51; 10% chance of rain, WSW 9 mph wind

On On On: Meridian Pint
3400 11th St NW
Washington, DC 20010
Specials: $5.00 draft beer, which will include a combination of the following: Lost Rhino, Meridian Kolsch, Port City, Optimal Wit, and Monocacy Riot Rye
(1) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s AGM on Saturday, January 25th.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  More details and sign up to follow soon!
(2) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale soon, so be ready!  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Ya’ll ripped it!
-Whiskey Business