Happy “Snow” Day!
Last week, the pack ran had to have run at record pace, but not necessarily because they were feeling the need for speed- more likely was that they were chasing down five Harriettes through hip ole’ Columbia Heights.  Oh, incentives!  Either way, we ran, we drank, we ate (can you say M&Ms?!), we impressed the laundry men.  Hooray!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 803: The Disco Balls Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, December 12, 2013 – Silver Spring Metro (Red Line)
 
Get your passport stamped and cum on out to the swinging playgrounds of Silver Spring! There’s still plenty of time to behave in ways that will land yourself on the naughty list this holiday season, so put on your sparkly finest and ride down a few slides (if you know what we mean). There’s mild shiggy, playgrounds, and a LOT of glitter. Organizing the key party is up to you.
 
When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 12, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Silver Spring Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresThere’s a Clap for That, I Will Pee in You, Special Red, 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago, Jew with a Dragon Tattoo, Yellow Line
Miscellaneous CrapA to A’ trail through hill and dale of Silver Spring, with a Turkey-Eagle Split; Eagle split is not dog friendly. Bring a headlamp or break your ankle – your choice, but we’re not carrying you out.  It’s very cold, so pack warm clothes but remember that Plan B still can only hold so many bags!

Last trains out of Silver Spring Metro:

Glenmont – 12:24 AM
Shady Grove – 11:46 PM
WeatherH26L22; 10% chance of rain, WNW 9 mph wind

On On On: Galaxy Billiards
8661 Colesville Rd
Silver Spring, MD 20910
SpecialsTBD!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s AGM on Saturday, January 25th.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  More details and sign up to follow soon!
(2) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is March 7-9, 2014!  REGOS ARE ON SALE AND ARE SELLING QUICK.  THIS EVENT WILL SELL OUT, SO BUY NOW! This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
22 DEGREES?!
-Whiskey Business