Wankers!
Twas the night before Christmas*, and all through the land,

Not a hasher was sober, spiked egg nog in hand.
And while imbibing with relatives is always a fun dare,
Their minds would oft wander to DC and their other family there.
Those wankers who each week come out of the metro in droves,
Sporting short-shorts and spandex, and sometimes anything-but-clothes.
And those pitchers of light and dark set out by the Brew Crew with care,
With hopes that no strippers would show and give the hash quite a scare.
Those cheery loud circles, with a warm On-On later;
Those great trails laid by great hares, approved by the (awesome) Hare Razor,
Who thought this job would be rough, but he had nothing to fear
Since you all are amazing!  Merry Christmas* and have a happy New Year!
(*feel free to change to Holidays if you wish!)
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 805: The DecemberTwentySixth Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, December 26, 2013 – Union Station Metro (Red Line)
 
Come burn off that holiday ham with your weekly EWH3 trails!
 
When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 26, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Union Metro (Red Line). Head on out to the circle per usual!
HaresBrokeback Mama, Helen Yeller, CoxxxOnDemand, and Trim Shady
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A.  Headlamps aren’t necessary as it is an urban trail, but if you need them to see hash then go for it.  Pack warm but pack light, since the van only has so much room!

Last trains out of Union Station Metro:

Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM
WeatherH47L30; 10% chance of rain, SW 6 mph wind

On On On: Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW
Washington, DC 20001
Specials: $3 Natty Boh and $3.50 PBR
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s AGM is on Saturday, January 25th.  Rego here:https://www.ewh3.com/2014_agm/.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  For $34 in advance ($40 at the door), you get open bar from 8-11PM and then drink specials after.  Do it.  You know you want to.  Do it.  Now.  Come one.  Just do it.  Yes, do it.
(2) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY…but we have a waitlist!  To get added to the waitlist, send a request to [email protected] and include the following information:
Nerd Name:
Hash Name:
Home Kennel:
Food Preference: (Choose between Carnivore, Vegitarian, Glutard, Vegitard)
Preferred room arrangement and preferred roommate: (No guareentees)
We will add folks as space opens up.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
BRANDY EGG NOG!
-Whiskey Business