EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)

EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)
From Hemingway to Twain, to Updike and Melville, the hash continues to follow in the great literary footsteps of old, only this time of year we use our bodies, not paper.  The Graffiti Hash has three requirements:
1) a white shirt that you do not care about getting written on
2) a marker
3) your amazing wit
Come on out and run, write, and have fun!  And unlike when you’re passed out at a party, at this hash, you’re (probably) aware of being written on and (usually) like it!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 9, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Van Ness Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresGlitty Clitty Gang Bang, Whiskey Business, Miss-Me-Gag-Me, and surprise hares!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, ending in the Tenleytown area.  Headlamps are a must, as we will be headed into the forest (spoooooky)!.  Your hares are doing the best to keep your feet dry, and if you are careful you should be fine, though an extra pair of socks may be wise.  Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of the Tenleytown Metro:

Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM
WeatherH42L25; 20% chance of rain, SSE 7 mph wind

On On OnGuapo’s
4515 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20016
Specials: TBD, but if you’re feeling cheap you can always go to town on chips and salsa!
(1) EWH3’s AGM is on Saturday, January 25th.  Rego here:https://www.ewh3.com/2014_agm/.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  For $34 in advance ($40 at the door), you get open bar from 8-11PM and then drink specials after.  Do it.  You know you want to.  Do it.  Now.  Come one.  Just do it.  Yes, do it.
(2) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY…but we have a waitlist!  To get added to the waitlist, send a request to wie.organizers@gmail.com and include the following information:
Nerd Name:
Hash Name:
Home Kennel:
Food Preference: (Choose between Carnivore, Vegitarian, Glutard, Vegitard)
Preferred room arrangement and preferred roommate: (No guareentees)
We will add folks as space opens up.
(3) The WH4 AGM will be held on January 11, 2014, at Heritage Brewery in Manassas, Va. Costs are $45 for regular registration or $35 for a limited consumption registration. That includes trail, food, and drink. We have special pricing at a local hotel (with FREE shuttle from the brewery to the hotel) for those looking for a place to crash afterwards. THERE WILL BE A HASH-PITALITY SUITE AT THE HOTEL! For more information and to sign up, click hereCome out and support the hash that gave birth to us! 
(4)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(5) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(6) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Body Canvases!
-Whiskey Business