EWH3# 808: The Kiss from a Rosé Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
 
Quit your wine-ing. The Bachelor is back and so are your favorite hares, handing out shots as a token of our affection. Will you accept? January may be cold and dark, but we promise JUAN-uary will be hot and spicy!  Not in the mood yet? It’s got his Seal of approval!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday JUAN-uary 16, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresHand Franks, Red White and Poo, Jew-Cock-A, Whoroscope, Magic Johnson, and just Sean
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, ending by Union Station.  Headlamps aren’t necessary, as it is an urban trail, but still a good idea.  As would be dry socks, if it’s been raining.  You see, when it rains, your socks can get wet.  This is not necessarily an issue while running, but does become one when the hash is over, especially since it is winter.  You see, when you stop running in the winter, you get cold a lot quicker because the weather is colder.  Your feet would get cold even dry, but will be worse off when wet.  You see, the wetness will attract the cold much quicker, and you won’t be having fun.  So, if it’s been raining and if you are prone to jumping in puddles, then you may want to bring dry socks.  If you’d like further information, please see your Hare Razor-he’d be glad to elaborate.  Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of the Union Station Metro:

Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM
WeatherH42L29; 0% chance of rain, SW 13 mph wind

On On OnUnion Pub
201 Massachusetts Ave NE
Washington, DC 20002
Specials: $12 Bud Light Pitchers
$4 Fireball
$4 Mystery Beer
Kitchen will be open for mini corndoggers, etc.
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s AGM is on Saturday, January 25th.  Rego here:https://www.ewh3.com/2014_agm/.  Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  For $34 in advance ($40 at the door), you get open bar from 8-11PM and then drink specials after.  Do it.  You know you want to.  Do it.  Now.  Come one.  Just do it.  Yes, do it.
(2) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY…but we have a waitlist!  To get added to the waitlist, send a request to [email protected] and include the following information:
Nerd Name:
Hash Name:
Home Kennel:
Food Preference: (Choose between Carnivore, Vegitarian, Glutard, Vegitard)
Preferred room arrangement and preferred roommate: (No guareentees)
We will add folks as space opens up.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Slap the bag!
-Whiskey Business