Hello Wankers!

I trust you all had a fruitful day of serving your community in whichever way you saw fit on this MLK day.  Lucky you, because on top of the good-feeling you get from helping others, you also get rewarded by being able to pay us $6 to hash with us this week!  Everybody wins!
Oh and you also get to pay to drink with us at our very own AGM, which is next Saturday, January 25.  The rego closes on THURSDAY, so sign up now!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 809: The Little Engine That Said F*ck It Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 23, 2014 – Ballston-MU Metro (Orange Line)
 
As you can imagine, drive and motivation of the current Mismanagement is dwindling. Lucky for you, fresh meat (faces (meatfaces)) will be arriving this weekend at AGM.  This week’s trail affords the outgoing mismanagement one last opportunity to take out their hash related (and personalfrustrations from the past year.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 23, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
WhereBallston-MU Metro (Orange Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresGlitty Clitty Gang Bang, Fire Drill, Miss Me Gag Me, Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed, St. Pauli’s Girl, Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to A but not dog friendly. Headlamps are a must, as we will be headed into deep dark Virginia woods! Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

Last trains out of the Ballston-MU Metro:

New Carrollton – 11:39 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:20 AM
WeatherH27L9; 0% chance of rain, WNW 12 mph wind

On On On: Green Turtle Ballston
900 N Glebe Rd
Arlington, VA 22203
Specials: 10% off food
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s AGM is on Saturday, January 25th.  Rego here:https://www.ewh3.com/2014_agm/REGO CLOSES THIS THURSDAY NIGHT! Come help us toss out the old, grumpy wankers who are your current MisManagement for some nice, bright, young new thangs.  Or something.  For $34 in advance ($40 at the door), you get open bar from 8-11PM and then drink specials after.  Do it.  You know you want to.  Do it.  Now.  Come one.  Just do it.  Yes, do it.
(2) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY…but we have a waitlist!  To get added to the waitlist, send a request to [email protected] and include the following information:
Nerd Name:
Hash Name:
Home Kennel:
Food Preference: (Choose between Carnivore, Vegitarian, Glutard, Vegitard)
Preferred room arrangement and preferred roommate: (No guareentees)
We will add folks as space opens up.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
YEA AGM!
-Whiskey Business