Hello Wankers!

Congrats to everyone who came out last week- I hope you have thawed out by now.  And congrats to the AGM committee for putting on a great show.  From what I heard, it was awesome.  And yea, I was ‘there.’**
**On a sidenote, completing a 4lb burrito challenge before AGM (or any other heavy party) is not the best idea.  Life lessons abound!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 810: The One Foot Forward, One Hare Backwards Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 30, 2014 – Potomac Ave Metro (Blue/Orange Line)
 
Now that you know who we are, lets go ahead and screw things up right from the get-go. You new(ish) Mismanagement is going for worst trail right off the bat with this epic unthemed (unless you count Incumming Mismanagement as a theme) hash.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 30, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
WherePotomac Ave Metro (Blue/Orange Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresHungry Hungry Homo, Mr. hEd, Cutting Class, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Tuck Tuck Duece, Rape and Spillage, Roof Rack, UnoDosTresLiftoff
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to A’. Headlamps are a must, as we will be headed into deep dark places! Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

Last trains out of the Potomac Ave Metro:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:51 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:19 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM
WeatherH36L29; 10% chance of rain, SE 7 mph wind

On On On: Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
Specials: TBD, but come on, it’s Trusty’s!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY…but we have a waitlist!  To get added to the waitlist, send a request to [email protected] and include the following information:
Nerd Name:
Hash Name:
Home Kennel:
Food Preference: (Choose between Carnivore, Vegitarian, Glutard, Vegitard)
Preferred room arrangement and preferred roommate: (No guareentees)
We will add folks as space opens up.
(2)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
I hope my pipes don’t freeze again,
-Whiskey Business