Due to the current frosty apocalypse, we have moved trail into the DC to make sure that no matter what, we will not be shut down even if above-ground WMATA is.  Let’s be honest, no one wants to get stuck at Braddock Road.

Also, does anyone else wonder what happens if a convicted felon makes a snow angel?  Do we still call it a snow angel?  Did school get closed at 730 and I go to a bar?  Food for thought.
 EWH3# 812: The Desperation Day Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, February 13, 2014 – Judiciary Square Metro (Red Line)
 
 
To help save you wankers some time while trying to find someone to go home with, the hares are incorporating stop light party rules for trail. So wear green if you’re single, red if you’re taken, yellow if it’s open relationship/swinger, and any other color if you don’t want to play (lame).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 13, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
WhereJudiciary Square Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresLittle Thunder Clap, Sorest Rump, Mr. hEd, I’m Tho Thor, All Flash No Drive, Just Mark
Miscellaneous CrapLive A to A’ trail. Bring a headlamp and warm clothes for the end. Runners & walkers is dog & stroller friendly.  Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

Last trains out of the Union Station Metro:

Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM
WeatherSNOW DICKS!
 
On On On: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill
233 2nd St NW
Alexandria, VA 22314
Specials: TBD