EWH3# 814: The Why The Heck Not Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, February 20, 2014 – Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line)
Happy President’s Day!
In fine hashing tradition, wankers showed up in last week’s weather to battle snow for beer. Bravo! Some supervised from afar- i.e., a warm bar. Ooops.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 814: The Why The Heck Not Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, February 20, 2014 – Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line)
Whiskey: “RPI, want to lay a trail?”
RPI: “Why the heck not?”
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 20, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Rear Protein Injection, Muppet Rapies, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Glitty Clitty Gang Bang, and S&MOM
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring a headlamp. Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun. YEAH!
Last trains out of the Tenleytown-AU Metro:
Weather: H57; L50; 30% chance of rain, ESE 9 mph wind
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS
(1) EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty is AT CAPACITY and the waitlist has been closed!
(2) MVH3 March Full Moon has been announced for March 15th, 2013 @ 7PM. $5.00 US. Hares: Missing Link, Full Metal Balls. Start: The Gunston Shopping Plaza at 7700 Gunston Plaza, Lorton, VA 22079 centralized for your shopping pleasure located right across the street from the water treatment plant.
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! December is full but January and February are open so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(4) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
OnOn!
-Whiskey Business