Last trains out of the Braddock Road:
Despite last week’s hints towards Sportsball and Spring (thanks Tuck!), your RA’s had to go and ruin things this week. Don’t worry, the cold spell should lift soon so you can really sweat out that light beer!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3 #823 The 2 Fast 2 Furious Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, March 27, 2014 – Braddock Road Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)
E-dubs is fast and full of r*cist bastards, and normally our all-star collection of FRBs provide us with much shame in the hashing community, but sometimes you just can’t hide who you really are. And even though the end result of a race is usually this, at least you have a glorious moment where you look like this. Because, let’s be honest, the only point in running a race is triumphantly wearing a sweet ass medal/ posting on Facebook about it.
Come show us all how amazingly talented you are by donning your own medals, shirts, headbands, capes, or space blankets, flying your r*cey r*cist colors high, and running around the wilds of Virginia with us!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 27, 2014. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Braddock Road Metro (Yellow/Blue Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Sorest Rump, Mr. hEd, Little Thunder Clap, All Flash No Drive, Head Injury, mystery hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Headlamps are a good idea, but not entirely necessary! Pack warm, pack light, be smart, have fun. YEAH!Last trains out of the Braddock Road: Fort Totten – 11:39 PMFranconia-Springfield – 12:31 AMHuntington – 12:33 AMLargo Town Center – 11:42 PM
Weather: H52; L43; 10% chance of rain, SSE 11 mph wind
On On On: TJ Stones608 Montgomery St, Alexandria, VA 22314(703) 548-1004http://tjstones.com/
——————————————————————————————BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS (1) The Brew Crew Party will be held on April 5, 2014 @ 2PM at Club Triple H (1504 Spring Pl NW, Washington, DC 20010). Come by to help give back to the hash in a very helpful way, learn about Plan B, and DRINK FREE BEER!
(2)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! There are some dates in April and May available, but you wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (email@example.com)
(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
See you in Alexandria!-Whiskey Business