EWH3# 824: The Dress Like a Hasher Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, April 3, 2014 – Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Blue Line)
 
You’ve cum as a princess, a race-ist, and perhaps a ninja turtle, but have you ever dressed like a hasher? Now’s your chance to 1) take that name literally and dress as your hash name, 3) imitate that sexy (or hideous) hasher you’ve had your eye on, or 4) just swap your jock straps with one another and no one will know. Unless you tell us… please don’t. Where is the 2 you ask? Well tomorrow is two-finger day and practice makes perfect!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 3, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
WhereRosslyn Metro Walk up Wilson to Oak street and follow marks to the start!
 
HaresSchrodinger’s Cock, Vaginal Countdown, 3 Wax and I’m Done, 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago, You Sucked My Battledick, St. Pauli’s Girl
 
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to A’ with a Turkey/Eagle split. Headlamps are a must, as there is shiggy for everyone on trail!  Trail is turkey-dog friendly. It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B!  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH!
Last trains out of the Rosslyn Metro:

Franconia-Springfield – 12:16 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:57 PM
New Carrollton – 11:57 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:13 AM

WeatherH61L46Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 70%.

On On On Heavy Seas Alehouse
1501 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, Virginia 22209

 
Specials: TBA, though a late-night menu has been reported!
 
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) The Brew Crew Party will be held on April 5, 2014 @ 2PM at Club Triple H (1504 Spring Pl NW, Washington, DC 20010).  Come by to help give back to the hash in a very helpful way, learn about Plan B, and DRINK FREE BEER!
(2) Now that April is here, we want to know: What was YOUR favorite EWH3 trail in March?  Vote here! Voting is open until Friday, April 4th @ 12PM
 
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  There are some dates in April and May available, but you wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!