EWH3# 825: The Alter Egos Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, April 10, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
EWH3# 825: The Alter Egos Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, April 10, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
Beyonce has Sasha Fierce. Dr. Jekyll has Mr. Hyde. Terry Bollea has Hulk Hogan. And, of course, Clark Kent has Superman. Who are you? Cum dressed up as your very own alter ego, orcheck out this list for inspiration! 
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 10, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)- follow marks to the start!
Hares: Jew with a Dragon Tattoo, Yellow Line, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off!, Colliteral Damage, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, and Fire in the Hole
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, ending around Union Station. Lamps are helpful but probably not necessary. It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B! Be smart, have fun. YEAH!
Last trains out of the Union Station Metro:
Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM
Weather: H67; L49; Winds SSW at 12 mph. Chance of rain 0%.
Specials: TBA
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS
(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and despite an April Fool’s Joke, is NOT capped at 300 people! You can register here! This event does sell out, so register now!
(2)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
My alter ego owes me $36!
-Whiskey Business