EWH3# 825: The Alter Egos Trail!
When: Thursday, April 10, 2014
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
Hares: Jew with a Dragon Tattoo, Yellow Line, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off!, Colliteral Damage, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, and Fire in the Hole
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail
Weather: Pretty nice!
On On On: Kelly’s Irish Times
Virgins: Just Shawn, Just Melissa, Just Lucy, Just Matt, Just Whitney, Just Cindy, Just Shadoe, Just Valerie, Just Lauren, Just Taryn, Just Andrew, Just Amanda, Just Ryan, Just Sonya, Just Jack
Visitors: Butt Munch – Corpus Christi H3
One of the nicest weather for hashing we’ve had all year, they trail started with a great amount of energy, with a promised beer check and three shot checks! Then… the pack got really lost after a YBF that went nowhere, end the harriets ended up snared three times. Good times!!! NOw on to the stupid stuff:
– SNMOM, who has lived in DC for 11 years, managed to get lost on a run that he had literally completed 7 times! Glitty Clitty Gang Bang’s response: “Well, I guess that explains why he sometimes goes from kissing me on the lips, to my toes, without stopping at ANY major attractions along the way…”
– Severe racest violations from Just Daniel, Just Abbey and Just Davey.
– Glitty Clitty had an unfortuante wipeout on trail, giving a whole new definition to “Road Head”. Sadly, we’re still not sure if the scrapes were from SNMOM slapping with his sandpaper cock-ring.
– The HARES were cited for having an unimaginative alter ego, when it came to laying trail.
– Dr. 2Little decided to share a story included “getting anal glands all over her crotch” proving true the rumors that there are veterinary clinics in DC that provide happy endings.
– Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell was boasting a new PR! 37 seconds in bed with Uno Dos Tres, Liftoff!
– When Just Rick (who is 29) was asked what he wanted to do before he turned 30, he responded like any girl would by saying “I dunno, get fisted?”
– You Sucked my Battle Dick is in the process of writing a book about how to “Hash without cash… the secrets of Sugar Daddies and handjobs”
– 3rd Girl Problems had a rare violation, after indicating that he experienced “waaaaay too much head” recently.
– D.A.D.S. came home recently from a two-week deployment, to sweep Uno off her feet by his manliness, asking her “Would you please wrap your cock around my lips?”
– Just Amanda had been warned about the dreadful initiations at EWH3, but she assured all that these were nothing like the initiations at theater camp… where women just frantically grab your boobs. Subsequently 23 female hashers enrolled for theater camp this summer.
Naming: Just Kate
One of Tragic’s infamous virgins, had a lot of great stories, including selling her spanish interpretation skills for sex, her love for tentacle porn, and strange fetish for ‘Robin Hood, Men in Tights”. Appropriately, Just Kate was christened “Rosetta Bone”. Then we all left for the bar!
On – Skirt Season – On!