EWH3# 827: The R.O.,B! and Friends Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, April 24, 2014 – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

Congrats to all hashers who ran in the Boston Marathon and a shout-out to those hashers who helped serve beer at Heartbreak Hill!  Now, from Southeast to the Virginny Suburbs, we celebrate by more running and more beer!
NOTE: Though you may want to go to Freddie’s on Thursday, they have asked us not to because they are holding  a fundraiser which is not for us.  PLEASE DO NOT RUIN ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SPOTS BY HEADING TO FREDDIE’S.  Similarly, we have told the good people at Tortoise and Hare that we will be there, and not showing up and going next door is poor form, and could potentially result in use not being asked back there as well. 
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 827: The R.O.,B! and Friends Trail!  6:45 PM Thursday, April 24, 2014 – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)
Come on out and run a trail with us in Pentagon City!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 24, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!
WherePentagon City Metro.  Exit via Pentagon City Mall, walk through the mall and parking lot, then follow Trail marks to Pentagon Row (Between Hudson Trail Outfitters and DSW).
HaresRoll Over, Bitch! – In Your End Oh – Just Samantha – Just Meg
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to A’. Headlamps are a good idea, as usual. Trail is dog friendly.  CHALK STARS MEANS SENSITIVE AREA, DON’T GET ARRESTED.  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH!
Last trains out of the Crystal City Metro:

Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

WeatherH66L48Winds WNW at 11mph. Chance of rain 0%.
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Specials: $10 Yuengling / Miller Lite Pitchers
$3 Cans
50 cent Wings
(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and despite an April Fool’s Joke, is NOT capped at 300 people!  You can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!
(2) The Pudjam Party (party for all the DC-area hashes) is on June 21st, 2014 @ 8PM! $20 for just the party and all proceeds will go to the Gary Sinise Foundation. There will also be seven trails throughout the weekend that will be centrally located around the party. Cost per trail is set by the kennel or you can buy the hash addict deal (party & all the trails) for $47! Party location is Dude, That Guy’s house at 12417 Arrow Park Ct., Fort Washington, MD 20744. Rego here! 
(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
-Whiskey Business