And So It Goes

 

Just stepped over a log and continued to walk through the woods off of the crowded path.  He hadn’t anticipated having to relieve himself while on the Scout and was regretting the flasks of water he had tipped back earlier.  He kept going deeper, eager to be out of view of the others and the people walking nearby.  A fine from the Stone Court would not be good, and he was looking to avoid the eyes of any constables.

 

“My goodness, just find a damn tree, will yeh?”  yelled Douse.  “Some of us are busy and don’t have the time to be at this all night, yeh know?”

 

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

 

EWH3# 835: The 6th Annual Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, June 19, 2014 – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

 

Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts JortsJorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts!

 

WEAR THEM!

 

When6:45 PM Thursday June 19, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

 

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line).  Follow marks to the start at Virginia Highlands Park!

 

Hares: Whiskey Business, Just Julia, Just Holly, Red Vag of Courage, P.E. Cummings, Just Jon, AND THE WHOLE GANG!

 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is live A to B through stupendous Arlington, full of shopping malls, cat calls, and construction.  PI risk is non-existent, as you’ll be pounding the pavement on this one!  If a headlamp makes you feel warm and fuzzy, bring it, but not necessary. Pack light- it’s warm so how much clothes do you really need?  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

 

Last trains out of the Crystal City Metro:

 

Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

 

WeatherH89L69; Winds NNW at 8mph. Chance of rain 30%, scattered thunderstorms

 

On On On

Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant

555 South 23rd Street
Crystal City, VA (YES honey, VIRGINIA) 22202
(703) 685-0555

 

Specials: Fun times and Karaoke!

 

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

 

(1) Save the Date: EWH3 Pubcrawl is Saturday, July 12 More details to follow, but generally speaking, you’re in for a day-drinking bonanza of fun!

 

(2)

 

H4 Full Moon Party Bus 2.0 on July 11th! Here we go again! After the July Full Moon trail, get on the bus for a wild ride to & from three clubs/bars. Each party bus will include music, lights, stripper poles, and wankers are allowed to bring their own “beverages” in resealable plastic containers for the bus. Don’t forget your ID! We are also allowed to leave bags on the bus, but you do so at your own risk. Price includes Full Moon trail, party bus, and hot food (provided by the bar at On-In after trail). Full details & rego here! –https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=17011

 

 

 

(3) The WH4 Camp Out will be July 2527 in Rileyville, VA! For those of you not making the trek across the pond to Brussels, come join EWH3’s mother hash during their annual camp out. Rego includes multiple trails, all the beer you can drink, food, and TUBING! For more info, visit the WH4 website or Rego here!

 

(4) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!

 

(5) The Pudjam Party (party for all the DC-area hashes) is on June 21st, 2014 @ 8PM$20 for just the party and all proceeds will go to the Gary Sinise Foundation. There will also be seven trails throughout the weekend that will be centrally located around the party. Cost per trail is set by the kennel or you can buy the hash addict deal (party & all the trails) for $47! Party location is Dude, That Guy’s house at 12417 Arrow Park Ct., Fort Washington, MD 20744. Rego here! 

 

(6)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

 

(7) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

 

(8) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

 

Hooray!

-WB