EWH3# 836: The Naughty Schoolgirl Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, June 26, 2014 – Mount Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Yellow/Green Line)
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Intermission
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 836: The Naughty Schoolgirl Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, June 26, 2014 – Mount Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Yellow/Green Line)
School may be just out for the summer, but we hear that you’re already being naughtier than usual. Traded your teacher’s scoldings for mom’s? “That skirt looks too short, missy. Go back upstairs and change!” Sound familiar? We think it’s unreasonable too! So pull out the plaid belt skirt, do up those schooldays pigtails, and rekindle the magic of middle and high school. Don’t be tardy, or you might face the business end of the yardstick!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 26, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Mount Vernon Square/ Convention Center Metro: Follow marks to start!
Hares: Reading Rainblow, Lock Cock and Two Smoking Nostrils, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Pulp Friction, Vaginal Countdown
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, headlamp might be a good idea if dark alleys scare you, PI risk low, tourist run-in risk is high. Trail is dog friendly. It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B! Be smart, have fun. YEAH!
Last trains out of the GALLERY PLACE/CHINATOWN METRO:
Branch Ave – 11:55 PM
Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Greenbelt – 12:16 AM
Huntington – 11:57 PM
Shady Grove – 12:02 AM
Weather: H86; L70; Winds NNE at 7 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Specials: $3.50 22-oz Miller Light, Bud Light, Coors Light, PBR. $4.99 22-oz Blue Moon and Stella
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS
(1) Registration for the EWH3 Pubcrawl is live and can be done here! The Erotic Petting Zoo Pub Crawl is Saturday, July 12, with a $26 rego online and $30 day-of!
(2) H4 Full Moon Party Bus 2.0 on July 11th! Here we go again! After the July Full Moon trail, get on the bus for a wild ride to & from three clubs/bars. Each party bus will include music, lights, stripper poles, and wankers are allowed to bring their own “beverages” in resealable plastic containers for the bus. Don’t forget your ID! We are also allowed to leave bags on the bus, but you do so at your own risk. Price includes Full Moon trail, party bus, and hot food (provided by the bar at On-In after trail). Full details & rego here! –https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=17011
(3) The WH4 Camp Out will be July 25–27 in Rileyville, VA! For those of you not making the trek across the pond to Brussels, come join EWH3’s mother hash during their annual camp out. Rego includes multiple trails, all the beer you can drink, food, and TUBING! For more info, visit the WH4 website or Rego here!
(4) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here! This event does sell out, so register now!
(5)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
(6) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(7) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Hooray!
-WB