EWH3# 837: Betty Ford Relapse Trail 6:45 PM Thursday, July 3, 2014 – Stadium-Armory Metro (Blue/Orange)

A Trail Together

Just, Douse, Willow, and Jester jogged along the trail.  There was not much conversation, save for Willow or Douse telling them to stop to sniff out some side trail or to look at a turn in the road.
Apparently, this Scouting was serious business.
The group came to a large waystone in the road at the base of a bridge over a small, inconsequential creek.  The road continued both straight over the bridge and veered off to the right.  Douse held up his hands to stop them.
“Just,” he said.  “I want you to run to the outside of that waystone.  Take it wide and then turn into the creek.  Make your way across and then head back over the bridge.  I’m curious as to how easily we can run through that dribble.”
“Come back over the bridge?  Which way is Mark going?”
“Oh, we never mean to cross the bridge,” said Willow.  “Mark goes to the right.  But who will get here first?”
“The fast runners,” Just replied.
“Exactly,” continued Willow.  “If we send the fastest people around the waystone, into the creek, and back over the bridge, we can run them so that by the time they are done with this fool’s errand, everyone else has caught up and they are together again.”
“The point is to keep everyone together,” stated Douse.  Jester nodded.  “A clever Trail knows there are fast, medium, and slow runners, and accounts for this.  If everyone shows up for mead at the same time, or close to it, we have done our job well.”
Just nodded and ran off to the waystone.
EWH3# 837: Betty Ford Relapse Trail 6:45 PM Thursday, July 3, 2014 – Stadium-Armory Metro (Blue/Orange)
10 shots. 1 beer check. 1 end circle. A whole July 4th morning of “WTF did I do last night?!” 

Oh Betty, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind…
Hey Betty! Hey Betty!
When6:45 PM Thursday July 3, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

WhereStadium-Armory MetroFollow marks to start – 19th and East Capitol NE
Hares: Red Vag of Courage, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, Bless Me Father for I have Rimmed, Sphincter Shy, Big Bendover, Road Kill, Fail Her Poon, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Don’t Ask Don’t Smell, Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!, and ChippenFailz
Miscellaneous CrapTrail is A to B, shots, headlamp might be a good idea if dark alleys scare you, shots, PI risk low, shots, and trail is dog friendly (no shots for your dogs).  It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B!  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH! 
Last trains out of the  Potomac Ave metro: 

Franconia-Springfield – 11:51 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:19 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM

WeatherH91L71; Winds NNE at 7 mph. SSW at 7 mph Chance of rain 40%. 

On On OnTrusty’s

1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Specials: Do you really need more booze after 10 shots? Cheap pitchers of Miller Lite and all the drunk Jenga you can handle.