Hash Trash: EWH3 #839: PUB CRAWL!

EWH3# 839: Pub Crawl 2014: Erotic Petting Zoo!: 1:00 PM Saturday, July 12, 2014 – Chinatown Metro 

When: Saturday July 12, 2014
Where: Chinatown Metro (Red/Yellow/Green Line)
Hares/Safari Guides: Pee It Forward, Pre-Cummy Bear, 4 Whores, and Issues & Tissues
Miscellaneous Crap: After party at Casa de Rape & Spillage! It got cRaaaAaZzzzYyyy, with Beats by Thor rockin da hizzzouse.
(Actual recording of DJ Thor)
Doing our best reenactment of an obscure Norwegian music video, we gathered at Green Turtle decked in our finest furry wear. As we stumbled and tumbled from bar to bar (for some of us it was less of a stumble and more of a drag), garnering the attention of passersby and harmless bar patrons, we realized something: when you only live once, what’s a better way to spend your Saturday than day drunk with fifty of your finest, furriest friends?
Life is good.
On- at least my impersonation of an elephant was authentic- on,
Mr. hEd