Wankers,

 

As you finish packing your camping gear for Rileyville, don’t forget to come out to Ballston this week so you can run and get drunk before you run and get drunk this weekend.  Good times for all.  On to the trail news:

 

EWH3# 841: The “Silver Lining” Trail!: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 24, 2014 – Ballston Metro (Orange/”Silver”)

 

 

The Silver is coming! The Silver is coming! The Silver is coming! Metro is finally opening their long awaited silver line!… But not yet. There are so many more trains!… But not yet. There are tons of new stations to take you to so much new hashing territory!… But not yet. There are even brand new trains!… But not yet. The bright side? The silver lining? It’s still cumming! Come out and celebrate by wearing as much flashy silver as you can manage to fit on your private parts!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 24, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

 

Where: Ballston Metrofollow marks to start.

 

Hares: I’m Tho Thor, There’s a Clap for That, Cum Brew Lay, Monday Sticky Monday, and Two Lips

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, PI risk nill, silver costumes encouraged, trail is tough dog friendly, headlamp is helpful (but not required), stroller friendly.  It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B!  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

 

Last trains out of the Ballston metro: 

 

Largo Town Center – 11:36 PM
New Carrollton – 11:39 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:20 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:54 PM

 

WeatherH81; L63; Winds NNW at 9 mph. Possible isolated T-storms. Chance of rain 30%.

 

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

 

(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!

 

(2)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

 

(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

 

(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!