Wankers,

Special announcement – The DC Beer Mile 2014 is this Friday!

WHAT:  DC Beer Mile
WHEN:  Friday August 8  7PM  ** sharp ** (6:30 hash time if this helps your half-brain comprehend)
WHERE:  Follow flour from U-St Metro — Vermont Ave exit

WHO:  You!

To register* send [email protected] an email with the following information:
Hash Name:
Gender:
Home Kennel:

*Day of Registration will incur a $5 PITA fee (all proceeds will go the DC Red Dress charity the Gary Sinise Foundation).

And you can keep the streak going with Full Moon on Saturday night (details below).

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 843: The Wizard of AUS! Trail 6:45 PM Thursday, August 7th – Metro Center (Red/Orange/Blue/Silver Lines)

“Crocodiles, Rugby players and an island that’s also a continent? OH MY!”

Come out and say goodbye to Blow White as she plans to pack up her life and move down under to the land of kangaroos, the Outback and more surfer brah’s than she can handle (maybe…)! Steve Erwin might even come back from the dead to lay trail, so it’s certainly not something to miss.

Dressing awesomely is not required, but Blow loves good costumes, so please feel free to come as your favorite stereotype for her amusement.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 7, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Metro Center – the heart of DC! Start will be in the mini park near the 12 & G exit

Hares: Blow White, ShimJob, Dial F and that famous mystery hare

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, totally urban so no need for PI protection or headlamps, but do what you have to do to protect yourself! Trail is dog and stroller friendly (**but watch out for Dingos!)  It should be a nice night so pack light so we don’t kill Plan B!  Be smart, have fun.  YEAH!

Last trains out of the Farragut West:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:55 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:02 AM
New Carrollton – 11:52 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:08 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:42 PM

 

WeatherH86; L68; Winds N at 10 mph.

 

On On On: The Exchange Saloon

1719 G Street NW, Washington, DC 20006

 

Specials: TBD

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1)  Beer Mile as described above:

 

This event follows “extreme shotgun” beer mile rules:
* One full six pack/72 oz of beer (BYOB) *
* Four laps / one mile around the track
* All beer must be opened and consumed in the beer zone in front of
the bleachers
* You can drink it anyway you want: shotgun, beerbong, lil-red-cups,
pitcher, hooka, blender, whatever.
* Beer Mile Patches will be sold for $5 at the event.
* Vomiting is encouraged
* While there technically is not a alcohol percentage lower limit don’t be a wuss… nothing lower than 4% is recommended

 

To register* send [email protected] an email with the following information:

Hash Name:
Gender:
Home Kennel:

*Day of Registration will incur a $5 PITA fee (all proceeds will go the DC Red Dress charity the Gary Sinise Foundation).
No registration for spectators is required.
Prizes will be awarded for 1st-3rd / Male and Female participants
Best Dressed
Best Vomit

 

(2)  FULL MOON TRAIL

https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home

Hosted by Red Tent and DCH3

August 9, 2014

Pre-lube begins at 5:30 pm but feel free to come earlier

Runners away at 7 pm

Hash Cash: $15

Pre-Lube/Start Location

Jake’s American Grille

 

The Tenleytown metro stop is closest (a 13 minute downhill stroll). Follow

the marks.

 

 

(3) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!

 

(4)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

 

(5) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

 

(6) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!