Wankers,

 

Check it.  Last week, we had some fun sending off Blow White from her DC haring duties.  This week, we gon’ have more fun.

 

Also, in an attempt to get you wankers singing each week, check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH (CLICK THE LINK!):

 

SOTW: “This Hand is Your Hand”

(sung to This Land is Your Land )

 

This hand is your hand, this gland is my gland,
So rub it slowly, to make my thing stand.
Let’s play forever, we’ll cum together,
Your hand was made to stroke my gland.

 

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

 

EWH3# 844: The Brookland Has Bars! Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, August 14th – Brookland/CUA (Red Line)

 

Come out and enjoy the new Brookland.  We have apartments, we have a big ass sign, and we have bars!!!  Yes, you heard me, no more San Antonia Grill (unless you’re into that place).

 

When6:45 PM Thursday August 14, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

 

Where: Brookland/CUA -Start out front in green space next to the bus circle.

 

Hares: Trim Shady, Special Red, and Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, with a slight chance of PI on both trails  Headlamps might be nice since the days are getting shorter again.  Trail is dog friendly, just like Brookland.  It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug!  Be smart, have fun. Woot!!! Brookland!!!

 

Last trains out of the Brookland/CUA Metro:

Glenmont – 12:16 AM
Shady Grove – 11:54 PM

 

WeatherH85; L62; Winds WNW at 10 mph

 

On On OnSmith Public Trust, (Where the Library used to be…same sign still)

3514 12th St NE

Washington DC, 20017

 

Specials: TBD

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

 

(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!

 

(2)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

 

(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

 

(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

 

Yay!

-WB