EWH3# 845: The Van Ness Has Shiggy Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 21st – Van Ness (Red Line)



Oh yeah, Monday!  Time to start dreaming about Thursday, when we get to embody these words:


“The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter.”- Robin Williams


Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH:


SOTW: Love and Incest

(sung to “Love and Marriage”)


Love and incest, love and incest

Go together like a tongue and Mom’s breast

Listen to your mother

And go suck off your baby brother!


Your regularly scheduled program this week is:


EWH3# 845: The Van Ness Has Shiggy Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 21st – Van Ness (Red Line)


Come out and enjoy all the shiggy that Van Ness has to offer.  Your hares would like you to note the word shiggy.  Shiggy shiggy shiggy.  Be prepared!


When6:45 PM Thursday August 21, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!


Where:  Van Ness Metro – Exit West Side and follow marks to Start


Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red Vag of Courage, Put It Out, Bare Back, Just Liz, and a Mystery Hare


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, with a slight chance of PI on runner trail.  Headlamps might be nice since the days are getting shorter again.  Trail is tough dog friendly.  It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug!  Be smart, have fun.


Last trains out of the Tenleytown Metro:

Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM


WeatherH84; L67; scattered thunderstorms


On On On: Public Bar

4611 41st St NW

Washington, DC 20016



Specials: Cheap Miller Lite




(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does sell out, so register now!


(2) September Full Moon Trail Info


Sat September 13th DCFMH3 Trail Hosted by Hillbilly H3

WHO: Little Spermaid and her Merry band of Hillbillys

WHAT: A Mid-Evil Renaissance Full Moon Trail

WHERE: “START” location for Septembers DC Full Moon Trail is near the King Street Metro Station, 1900 King Street Alexandria, VA 22314

WHEN: Sat Sept 13th, Sign-In starts: 06:30pm ~ Hares Away: 07:00pm

WHY: To dress up in your best chain mail, frilly shirts, and tight bodices, chase some hares, have some Beers and Shots.

HOW MUCH: $15.00


Dog Friendly Factor: Dogs Should Be Fine on trail but not at the On-After.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Talk to the hares for stoller options on trail.

Final Disclaimer: Bring headlamps, dry clothes, dry shoes, condoms (as always… be safe!!), and your appetite for some beer, and… finally… should we remind you… shiggy-socks and/or PI Block and bug spray.

Oh… and please don’t forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!

QUESTIONS: Contact Sour Snatch My Rubber Back @ (540) 830-0148 or Little Spermaid @ (202) 306-8586


(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)


(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.


(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!