EWH3# 848: Shiggy in the City Part Deux Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, September 11th – Fort Totten (Red/Yellow/Green Lines)

Happy Monday!

Word on the street is that all the Twinkle Juice was consumed last week.  I’ve checked the police blotter and did not see any reports of people throwing up in Ubers, robbing McDonald’s for french fries, or running down the streets naked.  So, congrats!


Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH:


SOTW: “Then I Got High”
I was gonna run your trail, but then I got high.
I was gonna solve that check, but then I got high.
I ran right to you beer checks and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Drink it down down down down down (staying with the melody)


Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 848: Shiggy in the City Part Deux Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, September 11th – Fort Totten (Red/Yellow/Green Lines)

When6:45 PM Thursday September 11, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Fort Totten -Start out front in green space to the left as you exit the Metro.

Hares: Semen on the Pew, Motor Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, and Trim Shady

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (ending in Brookland) so plan accordingly. There is PI on trail so bring your Ivy Block and/or shiggy socks; headlamps are a MUST.  Trail is tough dog friendly.  It looks like it will be a scorcher so pack light and bring a mug!  


Last trains out of the Brookland/CUA Metro:

Glenmont – 12:16 AM
Shady Grove – 11:54 PM

WeatherH91; L66; Winds SW at 7 mph

On On OnSteel Plate

3523 12th St NE
Washington, DC 20017

Specials: $4 draft Yuengling



(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does is CLOSE TO BEING SOLD OUT, so register now!

(2) September Full Moon Trail Info

Sat September 13th DCFMH3 Trail Hosted by Hillbilly H3

WHO: Little Spermaid and her Merry band of Hillbillys

WHAT: A Mid-Evil Renaissance Full Moon Trail

WHERE: “START” location for Septembers DC Full Moon Trail is near the King Street Metro Station, 1900 King Street Alexandria, VA 22314

WHEN: Sat Sept 13th, Sign-In starts: 06:30pm ~ Hares Away: 07:00pm

WHY: To dress up in your best chain mail, frilly shirts, and tight bodices, chase some hares, have some Beers and Shots.

HOW MUCH: $15.00


Dog Friendly Factor: Dogs Should Be Fine on trail but not at the On-After.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Talk to the hares for stoller options on trail.

Final Disclaimer: Bring headlamps, dry clothes, dry shoes, condoms (as always… be safe!!), and your appetite for some beer, and… finally… should we remind you… shiggy-socks and/or PI Block and bug spray.

Oh… and please don’t forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!

QUESTIONS: Contact Sour Snatch My Rubber Back @ (540) 830-0148 or Little Spermaid @ (202) 306-8586

(3)Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  You wankers need to start looking into the summer, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)

(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!