Guess what? You get to drink and run again this week! It’s like Thoreau said, “Dreams are the touchstones of our character.”
Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH:
|SOTW: “F*ck a Duck”|
|(To the tune of “Do Re Mi”)
Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Down Down Down down down
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 849: The Deep-n-Dirty South Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, September 18 – Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 18, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Hares: GeriatricMandering, There’s A Clap For That, S&Mom, You Can’t Handle The Poop, Jew with a Dragon Tattoo, 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Headlamps might be nice since the days are getting shorter again. Trail is dog friendly. It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of the Capitol South Metro:
Weather: H76; L57; Winds NE at 7mph
On On On: Capitol Lounge
229 Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Specials: $13.25 Pitchers
(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here! This event does is CLOSE TO BEING SOLD OUT, so register now!
(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (email@example.com)
(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!