It’s that time of the week/month/year to start planning to do that thing you do every week! As Howard the Duck once said, “That’s it. No more Mr. Nice Duck.”
Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH:
Now I won’t sing of sherbet and water
For sherbet and beer will not rhyme
The workingman can’t afford champagne
It’s a bit more than five cents a time
So I’ll sing you a song of a gargle
A gargle that I love so dear
I allude to that grand institution
That miracle tonic called beer, beer, beer.
Beer, Beer, glorious beer
Fill yourselves right up to here
Drink a good deal of it; make a good meal of it
Stick to your old fashioned beer
Don’t be afraid of it, drink till you’re made of it
Now all together, a cheer
Up with the sale of it, down with a pail of it
Glorious, glorious beer.
It’s the daddy of all lubricators
The best thing there is for the neck
Can be used as a gargle or lotion
By persons of every sect
Now we know who the goddess of wine was
But was there a goddess of beer?
If so, let us drink to her health, boys
And wish that we’d just got her here, here, here.
Other random verses:
So up, with the brandies and sodas
But down, down down with the beer
It’s good when you’re on a diet
You can eat it without any fear
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 850: September Babies Trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, September 25th, L’enfant Plaza (Orange/Silver/Blue/Yellow/Green Lines)
September is a month rife will many excellent things, chief among them the births of your very own 6 Pigs, Compost Pile, Poop Been-a-Dick, Osama Bin Hashing, Chippen Failz and so many more. Thus we give you the September Babies trail. Come out wearing birthday stuff if you want. Bring cake pops for the birthday kids if you like. Leave the glitter at home.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 25th, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: L’enfant Plaza, at the south end of the plaza, by the fountain.
Hares: Chippen Failz, 6 Pigs in a blanket, Osama Bin Hashing, Compost Pile, Poop Been-a-Dick
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A-ish. Headlamps might be nice since the days are getting shorter again. Trail is dog friendly. It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun. Woot!!!
Last trains out of the TBD Metro:
TBD ON BAR- be on the lookout for updates from your hares via your Hare Razor! Hey, that’s me!
Weather: H76; L57; Winds NE at 7mph
On On On: TBD
Specials: TBD- see the pattern here?
(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here! This event does is CLOSE TO BEING SOLD OUT, so register now!
(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (email@example.com)
(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!