Allllllright!

Save the Drama for yo’ Mama or yo’ Llama and get psyched for one of the best weekends to be a hasher in the DC area!

Like a hemorrhagic fever, Red Dress is upon us, and to celebrate, EWH3 will be offering you a smorgasbord of trails- well, only two.  But choose your own adventure and choose wisely by clicking this link and filling out our survey!

If you don’t, we may not have enough beer for you- spooooky!

Also note below details regarding the night before Red Dress- Full Moon’s BLT Run!

Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH:

Puff The Magic Tampon

(To the Tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)

Puff the Magic Tampon
Lived between her knees
And frolicked in that awful mist
In the land of yeast and cheese

Puff the Magic Tampon
When he first took the plunge
Made a splash inside her gash
And swelled up like a sponge

Little Jackie’s pecker
He loved that rascal Puff
He’d fuck til his little head got red
He couldn’t get enough

Then one day it happened
Puffy sprang a leak
But don’t complain,
you sleazy bitch,
He’s been up your box a week!

Oh, Puff the Magic Tampon
Lived between her knees
And frolicked in that awful mist
In the land of yeast and cheese

Puff the Magic Tampon
Was thrown in a garbage can
And got recycled as fiber in…
Kellogg’s Raisin Bran.

 

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 852: The Choose Your Own Adventure/RDR Pre-Lube Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, October 9th,  Deanwood Metro (Ballbuster- Orange Line) and Eastern Market Metro (Regular- Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

It’s that awesome time of year when you can sync your hashing with your marathon training by running the infamous EWH3 BALLBUSTER, or you can go about your weekly poor decisions at the EWH3 Regular Trail.  It’s your adventure, choose wisely!

The Ballbuster Trail will start at the Deanwood Metro (Orange Line).  Pack away at 6pm SHARP.  Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks, has some shiggy, and is in a part of town where it will be good to stay together and not zen.  Trail is A-Z.  Headlamps and needed.  Tell us if you’re coming!

Regular Runner’s Trail and Walker’s Trail will start at Eastern Market Metro (Orange, Blue and Silver lines) and will depart at normal hash time, 7:15ish.  Tell us if you’re coming!

All trails will end in the same location for a joint circle.

When:  BALLBUSTER: Thursday October 2nd, 2014.  Meet at 5:30, Pack away at 6PM SHARP!
REGULARThursday, October 9th, 2014.  Meet at 6:45, pack away at 7:15!

WhereBALLBUSTER: Deanwood Metro (Orange Line)-follow marks to start!
               REGULAR: Eastern Market (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)- follow marks to the start!

Hares: BALLBUSTER: St. Pauli’s Girl, Whisky Business, Big Bang, Blows a Tranny and RPI
                REGULAR: Sphincter Shy. Whoregon Trail, Red Vag of Courage, Six Pigs and mystery hares.

Miscellaneous Crap

BALLBUSTER: This is an A-Z trail with shiggy, and is in a part of town where it will be good to stay together and not zen.  Headlamps and probably socks needed.
REGULAR:These trails will be approximately the normal EWH3 trail  length.  Trail is A-A.”

It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug!  Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of the Eastern Market Metro:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:42 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:17 AM
New Carrollton – 12:05 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:53 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:29 PM

WeatherH73; L58; Winds W at 7mph

On On OnPhase 1

525 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003

 

Specials: $3 PBR tall boys and $4 Miller Lite and Yuengling

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

 

(1) The 2014 DC Red Dress Run is open for registration and you can register here!  This event does is CLOSE TO BEING SOLD OUT, so register now!

 

(2) BLT (Boxers, Lingerie and Toga) Hash Sponsored by DC Full Moon- Don’t forget to sign up for the Boxers, Lingerie, and Toga hash! The 2014 DC Red dress Run is going to be a spectaclar event with 600 of your friends running around in red dresses, but don’t miss THE party before the party. Only two days left to sign up for the BLT at the $40 rate. Price increases on 1 October. The event will be held at Midtown Rooftop with signin starting at 6:30 on 10 October.

 

(3) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

 

(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

 

(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

 

Yeah!

-WB