EWH3# 853: The Trail of (Not So) Biblical Proportions! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 16th, Union Station (Red Line)

Hey Everyone!

I hope you’ve all enjoyed a restful, healthy, quiet three-day weekend.  I feel like something else went on this weekend, but am not sure.  Good news is, you’ll all be plenty rested to get at it this week at EWH3!

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 853: The Trail of (Not So) Biblical Proportions! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 16th, Union Station (Red Line)

Have the Red Dress festivities left you longing for a little religion? Whether you were shouting “Oh God!”s to your partner or whispering them to your toilet, we’ve got the cure for all the weekend sins you remember, those you don’t, and those you pretend not to! Pray hard, folks; God may unleash a flood of beer (it happened to London 200 years ago, to the day!)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 16th, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!


Where: Union Station Metro (Red Line)- follow marks to the start at Columbus Circle!


Hares: Pinocchi-Moses; The NotSoVirgin Lying Mary, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe; Tosh.Jesus; Yellow Mary Magde-Line; and Vladi-Mir-acle Fruitin.

Miscellaneous Crap: Live jaunty A-A’ trail through the good ole’ DC.  Bring a headlamp! You don’t want to be lost in the dark/desert for 40 years, do you??  It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug!  Be smart, have fun.


Last trains out of the Union Station Metro:

Glenmont – 12:11 AM
Shady Grove – 11:59 PM

Note: Can also head to Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro (Green/Yellow/Red)

WeatherH71; L54; 40% Chance of rain; Winds SSW at 8mph

On On On:

425 I St NW
Washington, DC 20001
Happy Hour is extended to 11PM:
Calimari and meat balls – $5
Half priced pizza
Draft wine and well drinks- $5
Draft beer – $4



(1) Renaissance Faire Hash is this Saturday……   the JOUST is upon us!   Weigh in….Way in…. All the Way In!

Please RSVP to trail, or faire, or both!   to ensure ample grog and gruel and flesh is available for lords and wanks alike!  It’s not just orange food and oreos…  oh King Henry didn’t have these so they are not on the menu……  HAZAAH….  pumpkins…. debatable

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Hear ye hear ye !!Lords and ladies of the realms….

The Harriettes and Harriers of the kennel of DCH4 with an ecclectic group of hares proclaim the harvest is upon us…. time to partake of merriment and beverages, pirates, wenches, and the joust!

Celebrate World Peace through Beer in England!! 

SAVE A SHILLING OR TWO! $4 from the normal price of $22. Email FSOR directly. for ticket. HAZAAH !!

DATE: 18 Oct 2014

TIME: 10:00 AM

HARES: All the Way In, For Sale or Rent, Ginger Snatch, Slippery When Wet, Scouts on Her

LOCATION: Revel Grove, Crownsville, MD

(ADC) Maps: Maryland Anne Arundel County Map 19:F6
1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD

THEME: 16th century attire (bag vehicle provided)

COST: $9.00  Trail, Libations, pounds of Grilled Flesh and Pumpkin Tarts.

Group ticket: $18 vice $22 at the gate  PRE ORDER


Festival is in its 38th season
Web address: <http://www.rennfest.com/mrf/>

TRAIL: Runners and Walkers, A to A prime.

CIRCLE ending: across the road from Faire, General’s Highway Corridor Park. Go to Pavilion.
Dog Friendly: on trail & on-on-on only. Dogs not allowed in Faire.
Stroller Friendly: Strollers will have alternate route.
PI: Not much but come prepared. Bridges have been built to help keep feet dry.
Miscellaneous:   Bring dry shoes (in case of rain) and Renn Faire gear wear.
HARE: FSOR 571-296-4000

plan on lots traffic, 40 minutes from beltway!


Park in Renn Faire parking lot. Look for wankers (easily confused with Renn Faire folks) next to handicapped parking area in front of blue privies.

From Washington, D.C:

East on Rt 50 to Exit 16, Rt 424N, Davidsonville Rd

LEFT at end of ramp. (scenery note – after going over Rt 50 look for mum’s in artistic design on right)

RIGHT on Route 450 East.

LEFT on Crownsville Road at light. (Quick Mart convenience store at the intersection.)
Proceed 1/2 mile and the Festival is on the right.

alternative (beat some of the traffic):

East on Rt 50 to Exit 22, Aris T Allen Blvd toward Riva Road

RIGHT on Riva Road

RIGHT Harry S. Truman Parkway till road ends

RIGHT on S. Haven Road

STRAIGHT thru light as it becomes Crownsville Road

1/2 mile to the Festival is on the right.
From Baltimore, MD
Take I-95 South to the Baltimore Beltway (I-695).
Follow the Beltway South to Exit 4 (Route 3 and I-97 South). Stay left on I-97, South to Annapolis as it splits from Route 3.

Take Exit 5 from I-97 (Route 178 to Crownsville).
Turn right at the third light onto Crownsville Road. (Crownsville State Hospital is at the intersection and this is right turn only.)

Follow Crownsville Road for 1-1/2 miles and the Festival is on left.


– the Maryland Renaissance Festival recreates a 16th century English village with crafts, food, live performances on 8 stages, a jousting arena and lots of games.

– See a fire-eater, sword swallower, jousting in full armor, marvel at jugglers and magicians, and listen to music and choral groups. Enjoy a variety of fare from 42 food shops, more than 130 craft shops for stained glass, sculptures, jewelry, pottery, wood-butchery, leather-work, inlay, clothing, and glass-blown creations.

– Turkey leg….. 5 bucks for 1. Definitely worth it. A HUGE turkey leg full of delicious and salty meat. Succulent and sometimes stringy. It can be used for different reasons. Eat it. Carry it around for protection. Use it to block the sun from the UV radiation.

– Bring cash as the lines for ATMs can be long

(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)


(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!