I hope you’ve all enjoyed a restful, healthy, quiet three-day weekend. I feel like something else went on this weekend, but am not sure. Good news is, you’ll all be plenty rested to get at it this week at EWH3!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 853: The Trail of (Not So) Biblical Proportions! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 16th, Union Station (Red Line)
Have the Red Dress festivities left you longing for a little religion? Whether you were shouting “Oh God!”s to your partner or whispering them to your toilet, we’ve got the cure for all the weekend sins you remember, those you don’t, and those you pretend not to! Pray hard, folks; God may unleash a flood of beer (it happened to London 200 years ago, to the day!)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 16th, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Union Station Metro (Red Line)- follow marks to the start at Columbus Circle!
Hares: Pinocchi-Moses; The NotSoVirgin Lying Mary, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe; Tosh.Jesus; Yellow Mary Magde-Line; and Vladi-Mir-acle Fruitin.
Miscellaneous Crap: Live jaunty A-A’ trail through the good ole’ DC. Bring a headlamp! You don’t want to be lost in the dark/desert for 40 years, do you?? It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of the Union Station Metro:
Note: Can also head to Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro (Green/Yellow/Red)
Weather: H71; L54; 40% Chance of rain; Winds SSW at 8mph
On On On:
Half priced pizza
Draft wine and well drinks- $5
Draft beer – $4
(1) Renaissance Faire Hash is this Saturday…… the JOUST is upon us! Weigh in….Way in…. All the Way In!
Please RSVP to trail, or faire, or both! to ensure ample grog and gruel and flesh is available for lords and wanks alike! It’s not just orange food and oreos… oh King Henry didn’t have these so they are not on the menu…… HAZAAH…. pumpkins…. debatable
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(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (email@example.com)
(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!