EWH3# 855: Twinkle and Friends’ Halloween Hash Bash – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 30 – Rhode Island Avenue (Red Line)

 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 30th, 2014.  Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue Metro (Red Line)- follow marks to start!

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Vag of Courage, Sphincter Shy, Magic Johnson and Shamrock your Cock

Weather: Spooky.

Miscellaneous Crap: Yay costumes!

On On On: Driftwood Kitchen!

Virgins: Death by Twinkle Juice

Visitors: Death by Twinkle Juice

 

And from the annals of Kindergarten Cock…. VIOLATIONS!!!!!!

ICYMI, Red, White, & Poo got hit in the face with a bag of poop. She claims it was dog poop, but really, who knows for sure?
Tosh.Homo was violated for begging people at first beer check to blow on his balls because they were “so hot.” Nice try, Tosh.
General’s Farm Animal dressed as a pirate but was wearing lederhosen – says he’s a pirate with precision- I say he’s just gay.
Little Thunder Clap was walking by a muggle (who was guessing everyone’s costume). When he got to LTC, he said, “uh.. that’s a man in scary mask!” Which is amazing, because he wasn’t wearing a mask.
Eat My Sharts was begging everyone at beer check to help him “choke the monkey.” Not in public, EMS!
And finally… we had ourselves a naming!!! Just Patrick is a Programmer, went to UMD, and “called someone a bitch once.” His most embarrassing sexual experience is every sexual experience of his: he cums quickly and then doesn’t come at all. He once dated a girl who “bled all the time,” can do a handstand, and performed in a straight edge circus team didn’t drink in college. Many great named were thrown out– Fall-a-ti-no, Gold-I-Cocks, Blow job the Frown, Clit-ortoise and the Hare, Carnie (x 6) melion (some boy george song). The crowd went wild, and henceforth and forevermore, Just Patrick will be known as Carnie-Melion!
On- straight edge was so 1990- on,

Mr. hEd