If you’re like me and watched the “Beer Mile Championships,” then you’re in an especially bah-humbug’y mood. 4 beers? Come on!
HEADS UP: Two more hashers are biting the dust and getting married! Cum out to Capitol Hill on Thursday, December 18th wearing your finest white dress to help Six Pigs in a Blanket totally regret her upcoming nuptials to London Bitches Going Down.
WANTED: Justs to help hare!
Are you a Just and want to help give back to the hash? Can you take instructions from an experienced hare (of course you can)?
If you would like to join an already establish trail and learn the art of hareing in the next couple of months, respond to the HareRazor (this email) with Thursdays you are free and we’ll be sure to connect with the hares. It’s a great way to see the hash from a different perspective, a great way to meet new people and a great way to give back to EWH3.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 861: A Running and Drinking Themed Trail (oh my)! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 11th- Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line)
Dial F and friends are about to throw it down old school style, because, well, he’s old. But, like, in a vintage, totally expensive now but still gotta-love-him way! No frills, only 6 dolla-bills so you can show up, pay, run, drink, have fun.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 11, 2014. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)- follow marks to start!
Hares: Dial F for Faggot, Jew-Cock-A, All Flash No Drive, Tha-Tha-Tha-Thor and Tuck Tuck Deuce
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A Prime (end is on the Red Line). Definitely wear your headlamps and dress warmly as it is dark and cold this time of year. Some Shiggy is to be expected with chance of getting feet slightly wet. It should be a nice night so pack light and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Tenleytown-AU:
Weather: H43; L33; Chance of rain? Nah. But windy with 14MPH winds!
On On On: Guapo’s
(1) Two more hashers are biting the dust and getting married! Cum out to Capitol Hill on Thursday, December 18th wearing your finest white dress to help Six Pigs in a Blanket totally regret her upcoming nuptials to London Bitches Going Down.
(2) New Year’s Day trail will be New Year’s Day @ 1PM! Plan your hangover accordingly!
(3) SAVE THE DATE: EWH3 AGM is January 17. Details will be announced!
(4) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
(6) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.