EWH3# 867: The Preview of Things to Cum Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 22nd – Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green Line)

WelCUM to the new dynasty!

We finally got rid of those old farts and replaced them with young blood for the inCUMming MM to run this thing! Mwahaha!

CUM to this week’s trail to see how much better (or worse) things will be. Here are the new wankers you can praise (or haze) for 2015:

Grand Masters – Tuck Tuck Deuce, Fail Her Poon

Religious Advisers – Kindergarten Cock, Rear Protein Injection

On Sec – 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago

Hare Razor – Sorest Rump

Scribes – Red White and Poo, Mambo # Hives

Brew Meister – Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

Hash Cash – Tosh.Homo

Hash Flash – Cmen++

Haberdasher – Infidellatio

Song Meister – Jew-Cock-A

Jubilee – Whoregon Trail

OreHo – Dr. Too Little

Porn Guru – Free Little Willy


Your scheduled program for this week:

EWH3# 867: The Preview of Things to CUM (Spoiler Alert: Me) Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 22nd – Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green Line)


See above for trail blurb! #lazyharerazor


When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 22, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (use Nationals Ballpark exit) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Infidellatio, Free Little Willy, Dr. Toolittle, Mambo # Hives, Tuck Tuck Deuce, Sorest Rump

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. No PI. Dog and stroller friendly. It should be a cold night so pack smartly and bring a headlamp and mug! Be smart, have fun.


Last trains out of Navy Yard-Ballpark:

Branch Ave – 12:17 AM

Greenbelt – 11:39 PM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)


On After: The Big Stick

Specials: TBD!





(1) EWH3 Full Moon Trail

EWH3 is sponsoring the next Full Moon Trail on Friday, February 13th. Stay tuned for details!

(2) WIE Weekend!!!

Where Is Everyone (WIE) Weekend is March 6-8. Details/rego up soon!

(3) EWH3 Discussion List Google Group

Sign up here for the social (non-trail announcement) listserv!

(4) Haberdashery Info

For Sale:

-Tanks: $14

-License plate tech tees: $18

-Cotton tees: $15

-Socks: $10

-Patches: $5

-Mugs: $3

-Stickers: $2-3

-Headlamps: FREE

-Lanyards: FREE

See your Haberdasher after trail to purchase any of the above items.


New Items:




If you would like something to be offered, please feel free to email your Haberdasher at ewh3hab@gmail.com along with a link to the items you would like included.


(5) Want to hare?

Trails need haring, so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com).

(6) Never hared?

If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

(7) Beltway Bob

Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/. Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.


On-51 more weeks to go-On!

-EWH3 Hare Razor