——Trail Prelube! Beltway Bob!——
Beltway Bob happy hour is at Blackfinn this week (1.5 blocks east of Farragut West Metro Station) from 5:30PM to 7:00PM, and is sponsored by EWH. You’ll probably notice a mass exodus to try to make the Full Moon trail that night, which is starting from Farragut Square. Yay for drinking before drinking!
Specials include $3 Miller Lite (Nectar of the Gods!), $4 Sam Adams Seasonal, $5 Rail Drinks, and $6 House Wines.
——Trail Info!——
$10 Hash Cash (Confirmed!)
You + Me = VD
It’s the day before Valentine’s Day and we know you’re still single. So Everyday is Wednesday is going to play cupid. Cum join us on a trail that is guaranteed to get you laid. Get sweaty, wet, and dirty before you serenade your latest valentine with a lovely rendition of The Righteous Brothers.
When: 6:45PM Friday, February 13th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Farragut West/North in the Square – follow marks to start!
Hares: I’m Tho Thor, Red Vag of Courage, Compost Pile, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Sorest Rump, Tuck Tuck Deuce, Sphincter Shy
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Shiggy factor 1. Dog friendly/stroller friendly trail, but not at the On-After. True E-dub style trail. Fun, reckless, entertaining.
Last trains out of Farragut North:
Glenmont – 3:02 AM
Shady Grove – 3:08 AM
On-After: 
Recessions
1823 L St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Specials: 
$5 for tall mugs of Bud Light and Miller Lite!
And they’re going to have karaoke for us so you can serenade those sexy harriettes!
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