EWH3 #879: The Irish It Was St. Patrick’s Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 12th – Stadium-Armory (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

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Break out your green, your kilts, and your shamrock pasties and get your Irish on a few days early! You won’t find gold at the end of the rainbow, but you will find a lot of beer and maybe some shots. All of your hares are honorarily Irish for the night, so be sure to save a few drunken kisses for them!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 12th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Stadium-Armory – follow marks to start!

Hares: Jew With a Dragon Tattoo, Eat My Sharts, Penis Flytrap, Bitch Please, 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago, I’m Tho Thor, There’s a Clap for That

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. HEADLAMPS ARE A MUST. Trail is not dog or stroller friendly. The hares didn’t see any PI during scouting, but there’s light shiggy, so cum prepared if you’re susceptible to that shit. Dry bag or die! It should be a nice night so pack smartly and bring a headlamp and mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eastern Market:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:42 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:17 AM
New Carrollton – 12:05 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:53 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:29 PM

On After: 
Molly Malone’s – space has been reserved for us upstairs
713 8th St. SE
Washington, DC

$4 Miller Lite 
$4 Yuengling
$1 Off House Wines
$1 Rail Drinks
$8 Chicken Tenders with Fries
$8 Irish Nachos