EWH3 #882: The Easter Keg Hunt Trail!

April 2, 2015. 7:00 pm.

#Details

Finding kegs through Ballston #4beerchecks

#Recap
Easter hares hid kegs thru Arlington. Pack treated 2 good beer and good company. Stunt RA @Twinkle held court. Strippers ended fun. #boo

#Violations

@Paralympdick tried to jump a fence, got hung up, fell off and face-planted a car. And here I thought #paralympians were the real athletes.
@MamboNumberHives went down on trail AGAIN. #scribecancer #imitationisthesincerestformofflattery
In opening circle, @JustRaphael couldn’t tell the difference between cock and clam when one was in his mouth. #Mouthfullofsomething
@CorndogMillionaire proudly declared there is a “slightly used homeless person inside me.” Definitely not a harriette. #morethanslightlyused
@FistopherBullumbus: “#RedDress is terrible. Last yr, 2 girls were touching my dick & wouldn’t stop.” That’s why it had 200 regos in 48 hrs.
@JustMatt bribed his way out of Mexican jail with $20 and a @Starbucks gift card. Guys, that’s “venti dolores.” #dadjoke

That’s about when @ArlingtonVaPD showed up and we were forced to disperse. #nonaming #tiredofwritinghashtagsanyway

On- Gotta find out more about this other RW&P -On
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