EWH3 #885: The Oh Crap, We’re Getting Old Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 23rd – Braddock Rd (Yellow/Blue Line)

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Your hares have come to the unpleasant realization that they are, in fact, aging. And while cake is a great substitute for human interaction, as a wise man once said​…

So before one of us desperate hares gets drunk and tries, please join us at Braddock Road Metro and save us from ourselves. And remember kids… 


Ours are already pretty low, but hey, who’s to judge?
Warning: this trail may lead to shenanigans such as drunken jigs, complaining about youths, or accidentally stealing someone else’s cat. After effects of this trail may include death, feeling like death, or waking up with someone else’s baby. Just because we’re one year older, doesn’t mean we’re any smarter! 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 23rd, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Braddock Road metro – FOLLOW MARKS TO START! Start location is different than normal for you wankers who zen to start.

Hares: Mr. hEd, Saigon Sally, Little Thunder Clap, Hell’s Anal, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, a mystery hare (or two)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Didn’t see any PI, but there were some buzzing bees! Dogs and babies should be fine (just make sure they’re actually yours). It should be a nice night but will get chilly. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Braddock Road:

Fort Totten – 11:39 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:31 AM
Huntington – 12:33 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:42 PM

2000 Mt Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22314
Lounge open until 2AM (last call 1:45AM), food served until midnight.
On-After is one mile away from the metro.
Plan accordingly to catch the train, but trail will not be too long, so you’ll have plenty of time.

There is also a bus stop outside the bar that’ll go to the metro.

A bar at Braddock Rd open past midnight.
Other specials TBD.