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The first round of the NFL draft is Thursday!

To get you ready for the upcoming fantasy football season, Taco Corp is offering to update the Pudjam Eskimo Brother Database (EBDB) free of charge!

Eskimo Brother (n): When two guys [or girls] have sex with the same girl [or guy], they’re Eskimo Brothers [or Sisters] –https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw8RIL4f6NI
 

So wear your NFL team’s jersey, let us know who you’ve slept with, and we can let you know who at the hash are your Eskimo Brothers and/or Sisters! – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqvWD2fHVeA

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 30th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Wreath Around, Sorest Rump, Jew-Cock-A, Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red White & Poo, YOCO

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. PI – No. Dogs – Yes. Strollers – No. Rain is in the early forecast. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:

Franconia-Springfield – 11:57 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:00 AM
New Carrollton – 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:10 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:44 PM

(Note the new address, which is Chadwick’s old address)
3205 K Street NW
Washington, DC 20007

Specials:
Piano bar! Bring cash to tip the piano player!
$3 Stella bottles
$3 Nachitos
$3 Potato Skins
$3.50 Saranac White Prism