EWH3 #887: The Jesus Shaves! Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 7th – Brookland/CUA (Red Line)

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In honor of both Easter (a little late beats pregnant!) and Cinco de Mustache-yo, come out to Land O’ Brook for a long and hard pilgrimage with the Holy Order of the Sacred Mustache! These righteous hares have stumbled through stubble, sidestepped the sideburns, and bushwhacked the bushies for your trail-based salvation.
This week’s Biblical homoeroticism brought to you by 2 Samuel 20:9
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 7th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland/CUA – take the 10th St exit (keep to the right, after the turnstiles) and follow marks to start!
Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Poophole’s Mountain Majesty, Wookin’ Pa Nub, Areola 51 
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. EVERYONE SHOULD BRING A LIGHT! EVEN WALKERS! BRING A LIGHT! Also, a mug. We can save you from the neckbeard, but not the darkness. No PI seen, but I wouldn’t put it past you sinners to find some, anyway.
Weather-wise, spring just means about an even chance of winter or summer, but try to pick one and pack light.
Last trains out of Brookland:
Glenmont – 12:16 AM
Shady Grove – 11:54 PM
3523 12th St NE
Washington, DC 20017


$3 PBR Cans

$4 Yuengling Drafts

Brand new rooftop will be open!