EWH3 #888: The Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed is gettin’ hitched White Dress Run Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 14th – U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (Green/Yellow Lines)

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Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today (Thursday). Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

OR, you know, dress up in your prettiest ahemSLUTTIESTahem white dress and come help Bless Me Father for I have Rimmed drink away the memory of her engagement and upcumming nuptials to Cunt for Red Socktober.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 14th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: U Street/African-Amer Civl War Memorial/Cardozo Metro – 10th and U/Civil War Memorial Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Hungry Hungry Homo, Whiskey Business, Dr. TooLittle, and Daisy Chain

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. WHITE DRESSES! Some urban shiggy and mostly dog-friendly. The end bar is a little bit of a walk to the metro, just be thankful it’s not as sketchy as the mile walk from The Players Lounge to the closest metro station. It should be a nice night. Wear a pretty white dress, pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Georgia Avenue/Petworth (.5 mile from bar)

Branch Ave – 11:45 PM
Greenbelt – 12:26 AM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Huntington – 11:47 PM

Columbia Heights (.7 mile from bar)

Branch Ave – 11:48 PM
Greenbelt – 12:23 AM (No Red Line transfer possible)
Huntington – 11:50 PM

On After: Lyman’s Tavern, 3720 14th Street Northwest

Specials: Pinball! And a pretty kickass outside bar. And maybe some beer specials, if you ask nicely.