EWH3 #889: The “Colonials Helping Colonials” Cope (Through Intoxication) Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 21st – Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver)

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Spring is in the air, and with that, the realization that your lifelong dreams will soon cum true… Anddd your student loans will soon cum due. Because what’s the point of living if you don’t have debilitating student loan debt?! This week’s trail is brought to you by the fine friends and alumni of THE George Washington University, DC’s most expensive credentialing service for those who couldn’t get into Georgetown. Your hares have promised their first born in exchange for their degrees, and in the spirit of Colonials helping Colonials, they will share their institutional disappointment with the hash. Don those caps and gowns, visit the hares’ favorite on-campus haunts (Learn where Twinkle lost his virginity! Run by Magic Johnson’s favorite post-McFadden’s “naptime” bush! See the spot where Mr. hEd once cried herself to sleep!) and help us drown our collective sorrows because we’re all about to get graduated.

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When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 21st, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro- follow marks to start (Washington Circle)!

Hares: Mr. hEd, Magic Johnson, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Muppet Rapies, Double Stuffed Whore-e-o, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, You Sucked My Battledick, Compost Pile.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Wear shiggy socks and a headlamp if you got ’em. It should be a nice night but will get chilly. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Dupont Circle Metro:

Glenmont – 12:00 AM
Shady Grove – 12:10 AM

On After: Front Page

Beer and creepy lurky dance floor, what more can you want?
$2 corona bottles
$2 miller bottles
Buy a Corona and you get a free taco 🙂