EWH3 #890: The Simpsons Did It Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 28th – Franconia/Springfield Metro (Blue Line)

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Which Simpsons character will you be? Fart Simpson? Homo Simpson? Large Pimp’s Son? Head Flanders? Moe Sly-sack? A-poo? The Simpsons may actually be older than some of you hashers, but don’t have a cow man. Get off your couch and get out to Springfield and indulge in some ice cold Duff!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 28th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Starting at the upper deck of the northeast corner in the parking garage. Take the north exit of Franconia/Springfield metro station – follow marks to start!

Hares: Close Your Eyes & Hope 4 the Breast, Cum Locker, Daddy’s Dick, and Poop Dick

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. You’ll be in Springfield so you will have some shiggy and possible PI with a VERY, VERY good chance to get wet on trail. You might want to bring extra socks/shoes in case. Runner’s trail will be tough dog friendly. It should be a nice night but could get chilly. HEADLAMPS ARE REQUIRED! Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Springfield Metro:

Largo Town Center – 11:29 PM

UberX: From Springfield to DC is about $25. Pack a car with three others and it’ll only cost about $6 per person!

On After:
Bungalow Sports Grill
(Whiskey Bar reserved)
7003 Manchester Blvd
Alexandria, VA 22310

Until 9PM
$2 bottle domestics
$3 rail drinks
$5 call liquors

After 9pm
$4 domestic pints
$5 tall boys