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How many of you have felt personally victimized by Regina George? I know what you’re thinking – “she doesn’t even hash here!” It’s like I have ESPN or something…

Get in losers, we’re going to the hash! Come out and join your hares for this fetch trail! But remember, at Everyday is Wednesday, we wear PINK!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 18th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Shaw – Take the S St and 7th St NW Exit. Follow marks to start!

Hares: Vaginal Countdown (Thinks she’s so cool just because she has her own theme song), Kooter Kunte (Wait, isn’t she white?), Quantum Whizics (I hear she models tiny hats with cats… in JAPAN!), The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe (There’s a 99% chance she laid trail through Narnia), Yellow Line (WMATA has a cleaning crew that tracks her Smart trip card!), and Intestine the Waters (Used to be a fat virgin, now she’s an adequately sized slut and no ass is safe).

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B and dog friendly. It should be a HOT night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Gallery Pl-Chinatown:
Branch Ave – 11:55 PM
Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Greenbelt – 12:16 AM
Huntington – 11:57 PM
Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After:
Capitol City Brewing Company
1100 New York Ave NW
Washington, DC 20005

Specials:
$4 pints
$5 glasses of wine