EWH3 #894: The OMG We’re Wearing White for Whoregon Trail Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 25th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
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Dearly intoxicated, we will gather on Thursday to drunkenly celebrate the soon to be unholy mattress moaning of Whoregon Trail and Sphincter Shy. We will cum together to celebrate the end of their wanking ways and to cheer in the joy of sex outside of masturbation.
Requested attire: your prettiest white dress and your finest drinking vessel.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 25th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Eastern Marketing Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Chippen Failz, Texas Hold Him, and Pro Boner
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. White dress highly encouraged, dog-friendly, and some urban shiggy. It should be a nice night summer night with the potential for this to turn into a wet white dress contest! Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Pot-o-mac Avenue Metro:
Franconia-Springfield – 11:40 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:07 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:27 PM
On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
Specials:
TBD, but most likely cheap Miller Lite pitchers!