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Come to the land of rich orphans in Bethesda and dispatch swift justice on the villainous hares!
Be sure to wear your underwear on the outside as a hero of the DC Universe.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 23rd, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Bethesda Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: You Only Cum Once, Sorest Rump, Head Shart, Kindergarten Cock, Mystery Superhares
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. May see Poison Ivy on trail. Bring a change of shoes as you will get wet. Headlamps are highly recommended. Bug spray and a mug are also good ideas. It should be a nice night. Be smart, have fun!
Last trains out of Bethesda:
Shady Grove – 12:23 AM
Wheaton – 11:47 PM
7528 Old Georgetown Rd
Bethesda, MD 20814
Front section (near the window) reserved for us. Please try to order from the wait staff.
Drinks – $2 off select drafts:
Hofbrau Dunkel (in 0.5L and 1.0L)
Palm Royal (in 0.3L and 0.5L)
Pilsner Urquell (in 0.3L, 0.5L and 1.0L)
Hoegaarden Belgian White Ale (in 0.3L, 0.5L and 1.0L)
Pretzel with beer cheese dip: $5.00
Onion Rings: $5.00
Full menu available until 11:00PM