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No shit, there I was, covered in hand grenade pins, hornets, and chiggers at the 900 trail! Since everyone had a blast at 900 and 901, and I have to do this writeup before 902 (assuming it’ll be shaggy), we figured we’d continue the very thing EWH3 is least famous for: MORE SHIGGY. Yep, this trail will be a new kind of shiggy from earlier trails. No briars. No chiggers. Many pay upwards of $250 for a mud wrap, but you’ll get it on this trail for the bargain basement price of $6. Kids, please bring a change of shoes. AND REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR WET SHOES OUT OF YOUR DAMNED BAG WHEN YOU GET HOME. I almost got asphyxiated on the way to 900 because a thoughtful person wanted me to smell the death smell of still wet shoes from the day before.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 13th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Rosslyn, either exit, and head east – follow marks to start!
Hares: Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!; Mellow Foreskin Cheese; Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, and a mystery hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Everyone gets wet and sloppy on runners trail! There shouldn’t be a ton of PI, since PI doesn’t grow in water. Walkers trail is not stroller friendly, but quite pooch friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Rosslyn:
Franconia-Springfield – 12:16 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:57 PM
New Carrollton – 11:47 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:13 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:47 PM
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