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My Fellow Hashers:
August 20th, 2015 will be the 4th time that our fellow muggle DC brethren will say, “DUDE! Did you see those 200 people running through the streets in blue dresses?!” and unsure straight men will look back and say “DAMN that guy had nice legs,” and then continue to wonder for years about their sexuality. But I digress.
Four score and um…just 17 or so years ago, our beloved Bubba – a one such Mr. William Jefferson (Blythe III) Clinton – went on the boobtube (8/17/1998 – Redvag was 12 years old and highly impressionable) to admit to his affair with one such Monica Slutinsky (read: the best intern ever!). Why did Bubba, one skilled lawyer who posed the amazingly smart statement of “it depends on what your definition of is is,” admit to schtupping his office help? Simply because of one sad little white stain on a blue Gap dress that belonged to Ms. Monica. AND THUS, the idea for a hash was born!
So dawn a blue dress….or if you don’t have the balls, wear a blue shirt you don’t mind getting dirty. Bring something white (read: whiteout, white tempera paint, icing, or some such white liquid that does not come from a body part) to claim your territory with. And get ready to use cigars in a manner that makes most fetish porn stars proud.
So just remember, my fellow hashers, ask not what your intern can do for you…but what you can do for your intern. And we’re ALL gonna be interns Thursday night…hawwwwt.
Where: DuPont Circle Metro– Red Lines. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for lots of lost “interns” wearing blue dresses.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 20, 2015. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Slumcock Anywhere, General’s Farm Animal, Can’t Find P*ssy in a Haystack, WifeGuard, Dial F for Faggot, and a Mystery Walkers Hare
Misc: A-B. Tough dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy with a chance of PI. Should be a nice swamp ass DC night, so bring a mug and dress!
Here are pictures from past Blue Dress Runs for ideas.
1st Anal: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/sets/72157624805258790
2nd Anal: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/sets/72157627442086765
Last trains out of:
Farragut West (Blew, Orange, Silver):
Franconia-Springfield – 11:55 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:02 AM
New Carrollton – 11:52 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:08 AM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:42 PM
Farragut North (Red):
Glenmont – 12:02 AM
Shady Grove – 12:08 AM
1719 G St NW
Washington, DC 20006
Drinking the Kickballer’s Beer and using all of their specials