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Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- your not fooling anyone), and join your crotchety old hares for a tour of the finest architecture in Northern Virginia. Who knows, maybe this year that dang alpha may have thought up a new trail!

And now, important jorts quotes from history:

“Give me liberty, or give me JORTS!” -Patrick Henry

“Sometimes – history needs a jorts.” -Vladimir Lenin

“Cowabunga! Oh, and jorts.” -Michelangelo

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 27th, 2015. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Metro- follow marks on Fashion Centre Side to Virginia Highlands Park start!

Hares: WhiskeyBusiness, BlowsATranny, St. Pauli’s Girl, Yes Sir Yes She’s Fat, and potential mystery hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, dog friendly, and stupid. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

On After:
Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202

Specials:
Anytime you go to Freddie’s is special!