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Yes that’s right; you’ve heard the rumors, you’ve prepared your livers, you’ve mustered your courage and the day is finally upon us…EWH3 is taking over White House!
And in the spirit of this trail White House hash offspring is bringing an international flare to the event (I mean what do American’s do best except take over countries and then f*ck them up right).
Come dressed as your favorite international stereotype and be ready to experience some foreign cuisine (what country does Fireball come from again)?
Your hares have also invented an exciting new game of capture the flag (prizes will be awarded to whoever finds the most hidden flags on trail).
Plus if you wear EWH3 gear you get Russian roshamboed (ok that’s not true…maybe you get double the hash run credit or something).
Remember, like all take overs we have your best interests at heart no matter how much of a $h*t show it becomes!
Cum on out and lets represent EWH3 like we all know we can (drunk, cute and ready for an adventure).
Where: Eastern Market Metro– Orange/Silver/Blue Lines. Follow marks to start!
When: 6:30 PM, Monday, August 31, 2015. Pack away at 7:00ish.
Hares: Vladimir Fruitin, Around the World in 80 Lays, Mambo#Hives, Daddy’s Gonna be a While, Al-Hidea, Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell, Slut Machine
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A-B with park shiggy (if you zen on first half of trail you may get stung, so run smart), rugged stroller and leashed dog friendly
Last trains out of Potomac Ave (Orange/Silver/Blue):
Franconia-Springfield – 11:40 PM
Largo Town Center – 12:19 AM
New Carrollton – 12:07 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:51 PM
Wiehle-Reston East – 11:27 PM
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
There is a short bus bar upstairs, so we are all special!